What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:22

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
What is the correct way to say "my pleasure" in French in the context of having given a gift?
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Goldfinger
What did Rama tell Sita about Kaliyug?
You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
My son is possessed, now he has psychosis. Can someone help me?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
What’s one positive trait you’ve gained because of BPD?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Do very hot men ever feel attracted to an ugly woman? Why?
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why are men so attracted to big breasts?
Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.